“Being Jewish During Christmastime” Now a Factor on Childhood Trauma Test

San Diego, CA — The developers of the Adverse Childhood Experiences Test announced an amendment to their previous version of the test, in recognition of extra trauma that Jewish children experience that Gentiles don’t. While some may find this change extreme and inappropriate, others are grateful for the solidarity.

A TikTok video by Leah Mendelbaum @MendelBread53 in response to the new change, stated the follow: “Historically, Jews have experienced a lot of trauma as a people. When you realize that Santa Claus is antisemitic and refuses to visit Jewish children, you understand there’s a lot more to it than our people being slaughtered and hunted. It’s nearly impossible to have a normal childhood as a Jewish child in a Gentile world, when all your neighbors, your school mates, your co-workers, etc have these joyous celebrations with lots of colorful lights, trees, and presents, and you’re getting socks. I grew up with a chimney in my house, and still nothing. Even if I attend a work Christmas party, now, as an adult, it’s still triggering to me, because I remember the feeling of being left out as a kid. It’s just nice to finally have the recognition, especially when it feels like the whole world is against us.”

The previous categories of childhood trauma include physical, emotional, and sexual abuse or neglect, exposure to violence, household substance abuse, parental divorce or incarceration, and household mental illness. Trauma comes in all forms, and feeling left out during Christmas is an obvious choice to add, as it fits right in, even when you don’t.

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Church Homeschool Co-op Becomes Super Fun and Educational Sweatshop One Afternoon Per Week

Kearney, NE — The homeschool co-op at the First Redeemer Five Square Church in Kearney, NE has come up with a more cost effective way to get urgent projects completed, by making use of skills taught to its young students. While the lack of pay technically makes this a sweatshop, the church seems to be okay with that.

“Our co-op meets one day a week,” Homeschool Mom and Pastor’s Wife, Christie-Rae Carlson, stated on an online Homeschool support forum. “We spend the morning teaching trade skills to the kids, and in the afternoon they complete projects around the church. One week they learned carpentry, and then they made some new pews for our sanctuary expansion. We taught them to sew, and now our pastors don’t have to take their clothes to the tailor anymore! They’ve learned gardening, how to clean the entire building, barista skills for our coffee shop, we’ve got a farm on the property, and they learned how to butcher a cow so they can run our upcoming church butcher shop. We learned about plumbing the week the toilets all got clogged. And next week we are going to figure out which kids enjoy thrill seeking, and have them fix the leak in our roof. We’re saving so much money on labor, because we pay the kids in education…and fun! At least that’s what we’re telling them 😉. It’s also great experience for the kids. By the time they graduate middle school, they’ll be ready to start their own contracting business!”

Child labor laws don’t apply at this homeschool. If you’d like to hire any of the children to complete work around your home, you can contact the church at (308) 55-JESUS

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