San Francisco, CA — The online education service, MasterClass, announced this week it would soon offer a new course on gaslighting, taught by prominent leaders of the terrorist organization, Hamas. Hamas, whose vanguards live luxurious lives in Dubai, while their people live in poverty and squalor in the Gaza Strip, are master gaslighters. The 10 part course will be taught by Hamas media representative, Mohammed Al-Mohammed, and comes with a free 30 minute trial.

An excerpt from Al-Mohammed’s class:

“Gaslighting, it so easy.

Step 1) Choose a religion. Any religion. Learn all of their laws. Any time anyone accuses you of breaking any of the laws, just say you obviously didn’t do it, because you don’t break the laws of that religion. Nobody will question this.

Step 2) Point out there is no evidence of what they say you did. Nobody will search for any. They just take your word for it.

Step 3) Blame the Jews. Always blame the Jews. Everyone hates the Jews, so this will win anyone over. Even Jews hate other Jews. Just look at Ben and Jerry’s or Bernie Sanders!

For me, it also helps I visited the United States in college to attend Harvard University for theatre. I would say it has helped me be more convincing.”

After high demand, ‘Hamas Teaches Gaslighting’ will be the first course available for MasterClass New Zealand, beginning next month.